Archives for Mage category
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
4
Sep

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column known for its special five-alarm chili recipe. It’s a delicate blend of three different conjured beans, spiced up with Fireballs, Scorches, and slow-cooked over a smoldering Flamestrike, loaded with lamb, bacon, and the occasional roasted monkey, glazed with a dusting of Frostfire, then lit aflame [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
17
Jul

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that would like you to know that yes, that is a screenshot from the Cataclysm beta, and yes that’s a lowbie goblin mage. Also, the goblin on the right is Fizz Lighter, the goblin mage trainer. He’s eternally flinging Fireballs at the goblin on the [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
19
Jun

You’ll have to forgive Arcane Brilliance (the weekly mage column) this week. Arcane Brilliance is a little down in the dumps. You see, Arcane Brilliance just isn’t sure it can live in a world where Duke is the NCAA basketball champion and the Lakers are the NBA champion. One was bad enough, but now both [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
22
May

The dawning of another Saturday brings with it another edition of Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column delivered direct to your driveway by a paperboy who blinks from house to house, fending off overprotective guard dogs with the occasional conjured ball of flame and constantly demanding his two dollars (I really, really wish I could [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
24
Apr

It’s time again for another Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that needs more screenshots. Yes, I’m reminding all of you that I need more pictures of mages to open this column with. They can be any pictures of mages, whether they’re mages killing warlocks, or mages setting warlocks on fire, or mages destroying a [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
11
Apr

Arcane Brilliance brought to you today by Dominic Hobbs; soon to be your one-stop source of caster goodies at WoW.com
Welcome, mages, to this most unusual and unexpected issue of Arcane Brilliance. I’m sure many of you have noticed that your beloved Mr. Pants is not here today, and you’re wondering what “that warlock guy” is [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
11
Apr

Welcome to another edition of Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that would like to say to warlocks: Look… even when we’re alone, we outnumber you.
We belong to the best class in World of Warcraft. I know this because I have a checklist. Do you want to see it? Too bad, you’re going to see [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
11
Apr

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that used this boring screenshot of a damage meter graph for one reason and one reason only: Arcane Brilliance needs more of your pictures! There are still some languishing in Arcane Brilliance’s email folder, for use in future columns, but not nearly enough. The strong [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
11
Apr

Welcome to another Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that is the only place I know of where a gnome in a dress with glowing hands hanging out in the middle of the forest isn’t so much creepy as it is socially acceptable.
Since I see a growing trend among the other class columnists, and because [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
11
Apr

It’s time again for another Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that would like to present, once again, its multi-annual state of the mage address. My fellow mages, we are awesome.
First of all, you might be wondering why only 72 volumes. I’ll be honest: it has to do with the great zombie apocalypse of 2037. [...]