Posted on 2010 under Mage |
4
Sep

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column known for its special five-alarm chili recipe. It’s a delicate blend of three different conjured beans, spiced up with Fireballs, Scorches, and slow-cooked over a smoldering Flamestrike, loaded with lamb, bacon, and the occasional roasted monkey, glazed with a dusting of Frostfire, then lit aflame [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
29
Aug

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, weekly mage column extraordinaire, and source of 99% of your daily recommended allowance of warlock hate. It’s also rich in vitamin D. If you’re wondering where you can get the other 1%, the answer is inside-out cheeseburgers. Very tasty, and warlock-hate is the secret ingredient.
There comes a time in [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
21
Aug

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column from the author of Don’t Break My Sheep: Diary of an Angry Mage and 101 Ways to Cook Warlock.
This is going to be slightly shorter and even more rushed than usual, guys, because new baby. I’d post pictures, but this is the internet. I’ll wait [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
14
Aug

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that loves warlocks. Arcane Brilliance loves warlocks so much. It loves them right in the face. With a Pyroblast. Can you feel the love? Does it feel like your heart is melting? And like your brain is running down the side of your face? Because [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
7
Aug

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, your one-stop shop for weekly mage columns. Seriously, any time you want a weekly mage column, you can come here and obtain one. We do one thing here at Arcane Brilliance, but we do it well. Or if we don’t do it well, we at least do it hard. [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
31
Jul

It’s Saturday, and that of course means it’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, weekly mage column, hero to the downtrodden, vanquisher of evil, dispenser of justice. That’s right. By day, Arcane Brilliance is a mild-mannered mage-related wall of text. But by night … Arcane Brilliance is Deathspank.
Another beta build hit a couple nights ago — [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
24
Jul

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that strives to bring you all the latest in Flame Orbs and Deathfrosts, Arcane Missile Barrages and Frostfires, Arcanefireflamefrostfreezes and Iceflamefrostfirecanebolts and everything in between.
Well guys, we just got our second pass.
The arcane tree is finally beginning to resemble something semi-coherent, and the other two [...]
Posted on 2010 under Mage |
17
Jul

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that would like you to know that yes, that is a screenshot from the Cataclysm beta, and yes that’s a lowbie goblin mage. Also, the goblin on the right is Fizz Lighter, the goblin mage trainer. He’s eternally flinging Fireballs at the goblin on the [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
4
Jul

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that hasn’t gotten a beta invite, despite an ongoing salvo of increasingly pathetic groveling at the feet of Blizzard’s customer service department. Oh, the things that Arcane Brilliance would do … It’s shameful, really.
So I want you guys to know that it’s been difficult. [...]
Posted on 2010 under Analysis |
26
Jun

It’s time again for Arcane Brilliance, the weekly mage column that come rain or shine, snow, sleet, hail, netherstorm or cataclysmic event is always delivered to your electronic doorstep by a mysterious robed man with a strange affinity for sheep. Perhaps you have wondered why Blink is distanced at exactly 20 yards? Because that’s [...]